A letter for the Krampus, 2022

 Querétaro, Mexico. Tuesday 29^th of November 2022

 

Dear Krampus,

 

How’ve you been, mate?

You know, I’m one of your biggest fans, so much that I might even dedicate you a whole themed party, one just for you. In fact, that’s one of the reasons why I’m writing you this, that’s actually the main reason why I thought the other day:

“The Krampus, who is the German bad Santa, is way much cooler than the original Father Christmas. Should I write him a letter? Of course, I should!”

Querétaro is a beautiful city in the centre of Mexico where I’m writing you from.

Let me tell you what. Everybody asks jolly old Santa gifts, here and there: in every part of the world no matter what, it’s the same thing. But what I really would like to ask you is this:

Could you give my dear bully cousins a little scare these Holidays, please?

It’s just to give them a little lesson so they behave better with the other people, especially their parents, because they don’t get along with them… Actually, they don’t get along with almost anybody! They have to be good boys and girls, so I think you can give them a little lesson. Can you do it?

Anyway, I’ll be waiting for I sign from you, a sign that indicates me that you’ve received this message. Also, if you want to catch up on something else, feel free to contact me, dear old chap. Enjoy the Holidays.

Season’s greetings!

Best wishes,

Charlie

    P. S. Keep me posted, please. Bye!